Miss Wasilla has my vote. I know many a voter find Obama's smile intoxicating, or the lump on the side of McCain's face comforting, but for me, I like small town beauty queens. I would have enjoyed Mitt's fake tan/botox like smile, but this is even better. I am pretty sure the voting was rigged when Miss Palin was only given runner up for Miss Alaska--although, she did win Miss Congeniality, so at least some justice was found. As for running the country, Captain McCain is old enough to think about writing his obituary, so thinking about Miss Wasilla's chances of running the country are legitimate. She could handle Putin. I can just imagine her flashing Miss Wasilla credentials and Putin backing down (he's got to be aware that he looks like a ferret). Uncle Tom (Iran's President) is afraid of women--and aware that chicks don't dig his tan jacket--so he'll be intimidated from the start. The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, is a -2 on the 10 point scale, so she might try and start an Ugly World Leader Club and exclude Miss Wasilla. I know Osama will offer Miss Wasilla Wife #5 status, and if she takes it, Al Qaeda will raise the white flag. And to top it all off, she's not a closet muslim, her middle name isn't Hussein, and she knows how to shoot a gun. Here's to hoping that McCain taps out early and Miss Wasilla takes her rightful place on the throne.
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