I had this on my old blog and do to popular demand--I'm dead serious--it's back. If you or anyone you know, is fat and ugly, or just fat, send a picture and a story. You know who you are--the person people stop and stare at, the one that makes old people giggle, you are the fat, ugly person that makes the world a better place. You are the person that takes the shame so that other people can make fun of you. You are the one that causes the occasional traffic accident, occasionally making an infant cry, possibly causing an old person to have an aneurysm, but for the most part, you make people happy. You deserve some recognition. You deserve a special award. You truly are a fat American hero. I nominate you for the respect and recognition you deserve. So next time you think you should stop, don't, head back to the buffet and get another load, because if you don't, I might be sad.
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